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Category Archives: relationships

An Asshole’s Guide To Getting Men

Ladies, have you had issues getting laid recently? Maybe the problem isn’t you, maybe it’s your terribly tinged labia. We all know women aren’t nearly as insecure about their bodies as they should be. To help bring the sensitive sex a little closer to being worthless, wobbling blobs of fear, there is My Pink Button [...]

Maintaining Friends While Treating Them Like Shit

You have to be friends with someone, but you don’t have to respect them. Here’s how.