So if you’re one of those idiots who can’t even bother to pick up after your dog’s crap, maybe you could try training him to shit between parked cars on the street -rather than the sidewalk.

And, if you aren’t going to throw away the dog shit, then don’t put it in a plastic bag. It’s ten times worse to half-way clean up after your dog and leave a non-biodegradable, shit-filled plastic bag on the ground than it is to just leave the dog shit there by itself. At least crap works as fertilizer.

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